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TARDIS + Van Gogh shoes.

Think I might have to make a pair to keep for myself :)

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Deep-Dish Chocolate Chip Cookie for One

 Ingredients (1 serving):

• 1 Tbsp unsalted butter, at room temperature
• 1/2 Tbsp unrefined granulated sugar, such as evaporated cane juice
• 1/2 Tbsp packed light brown sugar
• 1 Tbsp beaten egg, preferably organic (cover & chill remaining beaten egg for tomorrow’s cookie cup… you will be making another one!)
• tiny splash pure vanilla extract
• 2 1/2 Tbsp whole wheat pastry flour (can substitute with 3:1 of cake flour and all purpose flour)
• 1/8 tsp baking soda
• tiny pinch salt
• heaping 1 Tbsp grain-sweetened chocolate chips, such as Sunspire

Instructions

In a small ramekin or microwavable cup, combine softened butter and both sugars; stir well with a spoon. Stir in beaten egg and vanilla extract. Stir in flour, baking soda, and salt just until combined. Stir in chocolate chips.

Microwave on high for 35-40 seconds. Let cookie rest at room temperature for about 10 seconds before devouring.

Nutritional Information:

253.2 calories, 13.8 grams fat, 8.4 grams saturated fat, 2.9 grams fiber, 17.5 grams sugars, 2.4 grams protein

(Source: cutebronto)

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Bellatrix Lestrange

Ingredients:

• 1 oz Vodka
• 1 oz Bailey’s Irish cream
• 1 oz Amaretto
• 1oz cream
• Chocolate syrup
• Top with cinnamon/crushed almonds

Directions:

• Place martini glass in freezer to chill
• Add Baileys, amaretto, vodka and cream to shaker with ice
• Shake
• Remove glass from freezer
• Rim inside of martini glass with chocolate syrup
• Pour contents of shaker into glass
• Top with almond crumbles or cinnamon

Fleur Delacour

Ingredients:

• 3 oz Nuvo
• 1 oz Vodka
• 3 Raspberries
• 1 Strawberry

Directions:

• To chill Vodka: Add ice and Vodka to cocktail shaker
• Shake
• Add Raspberries to bottom of champagne flute
• Strain chilled vodka into flute
• Add Nuvo
• Garnish with strawberry

Fred and George Weasley

Ingredients:

• 1 oz Vodka
• ½ oz Chambord
• ½ oz Peach Schnapps
• Splash of Pineapple juice
• Strawberry Pop Rocks

Directions:

• Fill martini glass with cold water and place in freezer for 2 minutes to chill.
• Pour all ingredients except candy in a shaker with ice.
• Rim martini glass with Strawberry Pop Rocks
• Pour in contents of mixer.

Goblet of Fire

Ingredients:

• 1 oz vodka
• 1 oz blue curacao
• 3 oz lemonade
• Splash 151
• Pinch of cinnamon

Directions:

• Pour vodka, blue curacao, and lemonade into a goblet-type glass
• Top with a splash of 151 proof rum
• Light on fire
• Add the pinch of cinnamon to the flames (cinnamon will spark)
• *** Blow out flames before consuming! ***

Luna Lovegood

Ingredients:

• 1 oz Grey Goose Le Citron vodka
• ½ oz Elderflower liquor
• 7 raspberries
• 1 tsp sugar
• Pink lemonade
• Lemon wedge garnish

Directions:

• Muddle 6 raspberries with sugar in a tall glass.
• Add ice.
• Top with vodka and pink lemonade.
• Garnish with lemon wedge and raspberry.

Lord Voldemort

Ingredients:

• 1 oz Tequila
• 1/3 oz Tabasco sauce
• 1 jalapeno pepper

Directions:

• Muddle jalapeno pepper and Tabasco sauce.
• Strain into shot glass.
• Add tequila.
• Garnish with thin slice of jalapeno.

Firewhiskey

Ingredients:

• 1 oz whiskey
• 1/2 oz cinnamon schnapps
• Splash of 151 rum

Directions:

• Add whiskey and cinnamon schnapps to shaker with ice
• Shake to chill
• Pour into shot glass
• Top with 151 rum
• Ignite
• ***Put out flames before consuming!***

Minerva McGonagall

Ingredients:

• 2 oz Vodka
• 6 oz Earl Grey or choice tea
• Dash Syrup
• 1 oz lemon juice
• Garnish lemon
• 2 mint leaves

Directions:

• Combine all ingredients into a tall class.
• Stir.
• Garnish with mint leaves and lemon.

Slytherin

Ingredients:

• 4 mint leaves
• 1 oz rum
• 2 slices lime
• 3 tsp sugar
• 3 oz champagne

Directions:

• Muddle mint leaves, limes, rum, sugar in shaker until sugar dissolves
• Strain into champagne flute
• Add champagne
• Garnish with mint

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How to make your ramen 9001x better, courtesy of /ck/

And you can buy roast beef and roast chicken on the internet. I am set for ramen for like a year now.

QUICK EGG IN UR RAMEN TRICK MY FRIEND TAUGHT ME IN HIGH SCHOOL

pour just enough water into your pot to cover your noodles and other ingredients, then get a small cup/fancy measuring 1 cup cup or w/e and measure out another cuppa watta. dump that shit in too.

make ur ramen. just start boiling and dump whatever you’re supposed to put in in the beginning. u know how to make ramen this isn’t ramen for snot nosed sobbing beginners ok

KEY PART: you know how it says on the back of the package to cook for about 4-5 minutes?? we’re cooking for 5 minutes. wait for your ramen to cook for the first three minutes. stare hungrily if you must. but the EXACT MOMENT 3 minutes hit here’s what you do:

1. SCREAM. and then stir your noodles to make sure nothing is sticking to the bottom of the pot. (scream is optional) also make sure your broth is still more or less covering your noodles, if its not add a bit more. it doesn’t matter if some is still sticking up we just don’t want chewy noodles (unless you’re into that) (i’m into that)
2. make a lil hole in your noodles. this little hole must have broth in it and nothing more. make it in the middle or the side it honestly doesn’t matter you just need a clear shot to the bottom of the pot
3. crack your egg and toss that mother into the hole.
4. COVER EGG WITH NOODLES AS QUICK AS YOU CAN
5. DON’T. STIR.
6. I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU STIR FOR THE REMAINING MINUTE AND A HALF YOU probably won’t ruin anything you’ll just have egg drop soup i guess but IF YOU DON’T STIR
7. Congratulations, you have poached an egg in your broth! Your poached egg now tastes like your ramen broth. Revel in your victory.
8. no seriously that egg will be mildly chewy deliciousness oh my god if you can perfect this technique you will never have your egg in your ramen another way again

this is as close as you’ll get to ramen made in a restaurant…

I’m just glad this isn’t like that one post that was all “HOW TO EAT CHEAP WITH RAMEN STEP ONE ADD A SIRLOIN STEAK AND $20 WORTH OF INGREDIENTS”.

This is how you can tell I’m poor as fuck.

Most dried ramen is deep-fried which is why it’s so unhealthy. If you boil in plain water, strain, and then add to fresh hot water/broth, it’s a lot better for you in general.

Another recipe:

Boil your noodles. Strain. Take a small frying pan and melt two tablespoons of butter (margarine works but butter is better) on low heat. Add the noodles and flavor powder and mix well. 

ANOTHER recipe:

Get a bag of frozen stir-fry veggies from wal-mart. It’s like a buck fifty. Fry those suckers up with some tonkatsu sauce or soy sauce. Boil your ramen, strain. Pile the noodles on a plate, top with your veggies and sauce. Sprinkle a tiny bit of the ramen flavoring on top. Bam, stir fry. The veggies make enough to serve three people (three packages of ramen).

Other things you can add to ramen to make it taste better:

Chopped inarizushi.

A half a can of peas.

A half a can of tunafish to the shrimp kind.

CHIVES MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER.

Oddly enough, boiled potatoes to the beef kind.

Shredded cabbage.

Sliced boiled eggs. 

Matchstick carrots (you can get them from most grocery stores for like a dollar a package; alternately make your own from a cheap-ass bag of whole carrots).

If you’re gluten-free, you can make a gluten-free version of ramen by making and preparing spaghetti squash and using the bullion recipe above (substitute anything with gluten in it for something without, obviously). The “noodles” are smaller but damn is it tasty. Spaghetti squash, incidentally, grows at the least provocation so if you get a spaghetti squash (which are generally kind of expensive), save the seeds and plant them anywhere. Water them once a day. 

Spring-noodle soup, courtesy my husband’s Asian-American ex-girlfriend: Boil your ramen and strain. Heat up a can of soup broth, or simply prepare the ramen bullion. Dip the noodles into the broth forkful by forkful as you eat. You can add other stuff to the noodles, like veggies and meat, as you’re boiling it.

Saute some green onions and minced garlic in a pan in butter or margarine for a few minutes (you can substitute sesame oil for the butter or margarine  as well, if you happen to have it around. The sesame oil gives it a really good flavor). Add a dash of seasoned salt. Boil and strain your ramen noodles. Add to the saute mix, fry for a hot second, and you have awesome garlic noodles. 

Minute rice! You can add a small handful of minute rice to your ramen as it’s cooking for a more carb-heavy soup to get you through the day. If you couple this with veggies and meat it’s almost a round meal.

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH RAMEN, but if you make macaroni and cheese (Kraft dinner), add a can of tunafish and a half a can of peas to it to make a more filling, more rounded meal. 

Seriously, if you are broke and need to vary your diet in any way, I am the person to talk to. I grew up on this shit. A lot of is really unhealthy, but at least you won’t die of boredom.

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Student living got you down?

Check out these 18 amazing snacks that you can make in a cup in the microwave! Cheap and easy these are the perfect snacks!